If Nick ruled this planet....

The place where you live is where you would "Resign"

Norway would ALWAYS be in Sweden no matter what

Flip Flops are in no matter what

Everyone would have to own a boat and name it "(insert first letter of your name or what you had for dinner here) Patrol"

No one would ever be disENcouraged

All guys must have a mushroom cut when they're young

Your mother should always cut your hair

Always make fun of someone 7 years older than you

Being able to spell "Conjunction" will be a sign of pure genius

Everyone is required to have a dog

Pizza must be eaten at least once a week

A butt can never be too big

It's okay to have big feet