If Kevin ruled this world...

Everyone would be made perfect

Bushy eyebrows are a fashion statement

Talking slow isn't funny

Everyone would be tall, dark, and serious

Curfew is at 8:00PM

No one is too old

Being nicknamed after a type of transportation would be considered "cool" (Imagine being nicknamed Bicycle or Feet!)

Eyebrow combs are sold at everysingle store (Yes, even the movie rentals and the Butcher's place)

No one is allowed to smile in pictures anymore