If Howie ruled this world....
Instead of waving, you would give people peace signs to say hello
Everyone would wink every other minute
World Peace!!!
Not ironing your PJs are illegal
Everything would be in an orderly fashion
Things would have to be planned at least five days before it actually happens
No one will be unloved
Calling someone ugly is illegal also
Everyone has to have a nickname that is "(insert one trait or quality of you here) (First letter of your last name)"(example: Crazy T.)