If Brian ruled the world...

Everyone would read the bible every single night

Owning two dogs and carrying them around where ever you go is required

It's okay to have the same hairstyle for the rest of your life

Everyone has a cute little smile

Your nickname would be "(insert first letter of your name here) (insert any weird phrase like Kat or Neck)" (Example: "S-Polish")

Basketball is everyone's favourite sport

A part of your body will be bigger than usual (Same with Nick *points to his Derriere*)