If A.J Ruled The World...

Everyone must wear Sunglasses

A tattoo is required or you'll be sent to Mars forever

Every single guy will have a goatee

Seinfield will be on every channel for at least 3 hours

Everyone will dye their entire head of hair at least 5 times in their lifetime

Having a hat collection is part of the law

It's okay to wear weird and wacky things sometimes...

Free manicures for everyone of the 9th of January!!!

Everyone has to wear mascara

Your nickname would have to be something in your body (Like Scapula or Thigh)